Everyone Gets a Subculture with Breakfast

This one comes from styossarian, who writes:

Baconpunk. A derivative of Steampunk, but with bacon. Google for details.

MEvolution!

This one comes from Lex, who wrote:

viva la evolution...

Creationism: The Truth

This one comes from Dimitri, who wrote:

Jesus shooting a dinosaur, saying On the first day, I kicked your ass!, and it says Extinction Theory on the top.

Sorry Dimitri, but I want the dinosaurs to win.

How Playa-Canes are Formed

Yet another from Baku, who wrote:

This is why I'm hot.

I'll Drink Your Brains, I'll Drink Them Up!

This one comes from an anonymous person who wrote:

Nooo! Not the evil juice boxes!

Windows: The Only Way to Stop a Robot Revolution

This one comes from Karr, who wrote:

PCs plotting to take over the world... then crashing moments -AFTER- they've done it! :D BSoD! Although.. I dunno how well of a Sprinkled Vengeance that'd be... ah well.

I'd say it worked out pretty well Karr.

Fattening Up Our Tapeworms

This comes from an anonymous person who wrote:

Inviting a confirmed carnivore to a gourmet vegetarian dinner.

It was hard not to redo the Far Side cartoon: Tofudabeast.

George Isn't Talking to Me Anymore

This one comes from Cozi, who wrote:

An Idea: "Walkie Talkie Wookie". Take it as you will.

Playdough Press and Porn

Ergonomically Designed to Silence You

Michael Bay Said Hi

More of a Right Brained Computer

Sex Offender Thursdays

You have large shoes to fill, but they aren't mine.

Better Than Smallpox

This comes from some random anonymous person who wrote:
"There is a Google ad on your site selling monogrammed blankets. i think you're obligated to comment."

and comment I did.

Ok, I'm Sorry I Forgot to Flush that One Time

Don't Let it Stop You

Unless You're Already Watching TV

His Name is Spitzer

It Helps me Look Cheerful

They Stopped that With Reagan

I Stay for the Money

Watch the Needle Plummet

This one sorta comes from Prairieflounder, who wrote:

"The heating and cooling guy explaining to a woman in an office that the thermostat has two settings, too hot and too cold. Maybe a big lever on a box on the wall."

Like I said... sorta.

It's the Little Things

Also Things Have Begun to Orbit Him

Laughing at Pain

This goes out to Melanie, who wrote:

"today I got in a car accident when an old woman hit my car with her car at a red light. There is now a hole in my bumper and I hate old people more than ever. I would like to see a comic about my own misery so maybe I can pretend it is someone else's and laugh at it."

Sorry Melanie.

Why Do I Need A Desk?

Not Photosynthesis

This one comes from Dharma, who said:
"Flowers = sex organs on a stem.
Heavy. "

Dharma, you are right. You're always right.

Still, I Think We Should Try It

This one comes from sardonicseraph, who wrote: "OOo... This one from the gf! The President sitting in the oval office talking to advicers. Pres says, \"I dunno, do you really think we should hit this?\" And have a button that says, \"Economy Reset\" or some such bit :D
-Karr/ Emily"

I messed with it a bit.

These Things Happen

Also Vehicular Manslaughter Turns me On.

Whichever Hides the Roofies Best

Ruthlessly stolen from Baku, who wrote: "Beer or cocktail?"

Stimulating the Economy from our Bedroom

The Tubes are Clogged with Smarm

One Lump or Elephant Man?

What'd You Get Me?

Also, Dot Your I's With an Ulcer

Available After Work

Shouldn't Have Named My Site hairysweatfeet.com

Not to Burst Your Planet

Also, it Farted

Pick me, Pick me

Why are You Talking to Me?

Try a Two Step

A Man’s Gotta Eat

I’ll take two

The Oldest Modernist Ever

I Prefer to Leave it a Question

Is Your Name Still Mr. Tinyvagina?