It Helps me Look Cheerful

They Stopped that With Reagan

I Stay for the Money

Watch the Needle Plummet

This one sorta comes from Prairieflounder, who wrote:

"The heating and cooling guy explaining to a woman in an office that the thermostat has two settings, too hot and too cold. Maybe a big lever on a box on the wall."

Like I said... sorta.

It's the Little Things

Also Things Have Begun to Orbit Him

Laughing at Pain

This goes out to Melanie, who wrote:

"today I got in a car accident when an old woman hit my car with her car at a red light. There is now a hole in my bumper and I hate old people more than ever. I would like to see a comic about my own misery so maybe I can pretend it is someone else's and laugh at it."

Sorry Melanie.

Why Do I Need A Desk?

Not Photosynthesis

This one comes from Dharma, who said:
"Flowers = sex organs on a stem.
Heavy. "

Dharma, you are right. You're always right.

Still, I Think We Should Try It

This one comes from sardonicseraph, who wrote: "OOo... This one from the gf! The President sitting in the oval office talking to advicers. Pres says, \"I dunno, do you really think we should hit this?\" And have a button that says, \"Economy Reset\" or some such bit :D
-Karr/ Emily"

I messed with it a bit.

These Things Happen

Also Vehicular Manslaughter Turns me On.

Whichever Hides the Roofies Best

Ruthlessly stolen from Baku, who wrote: "Beer or cocktail?"

Stimulating the Economy from our Bedroom

The Tubes are Clogged with Smarm

One Lump or Elephant Man?

What'd You Get Me?

Also, Dot Your I's With an Ulcer

Available After Work

Shouldn't Have Named My Site hairysweatfeet.com

Not to Burst Your Planet

Also, it Farted