Everyone Gets a Subculture with Breakfast

This one comes from styossarian, who writes:

Baconpunk. A derivative of Steampunk, but with bacon. Google for details.

MEvolution!

This one comes from Lex, who wrote:

viva la evolution...

Creationism: The Truth

This one comes from Dimitri, who wrote:

Jesus shooting a dinosaur, saying On the first day, I kicked your ass!, and it says Extinction Theory on the top.

Sorry Dimitri, but I want the dinosaurs to win.

How Playa-Canes are Formed

Yet another from Baku, who wrote:

This is why I'm hot.

I'll Drink Your Brains, I'll Drink Them Up!

This one comes from an anonymous person who wrote:

Nooo! Not the evil juice boxes!

Windows: The Only Way to Stop a Robot Revolution

This one comes from Karr, who wrote:

PCs plotting to take over the world... then crashing moments -AFTER- they've done it! :D BSoD! Although.. I dunno how well of a Sprinkled Vengeance that'd be... ah well.

I'd say it worked out pretty well Karr.

Fattening Up Our Tapeworms

This comes from an anonymous person who wrote:

Inviting a confirmed carnivore to a gourmet vegetarian dinner.

It was hard not to redo the Far Side cartoon: Tofudabeast.

George Isn't Talking to Me Anymore

This one comes from Cozi, who wrote:

An Idea: "Walkie Talkie Wookie". Take it as you will.

Playdough Press and Porn

Ergonomically Designed to Silence You

Michael Bay Said Hi

More of a Right Brained Computer

Sex Offender Thursdays

You have large shoes to fill, but they aren't mine.

Better Than Smallpox

This comes from some random anonymous person who wrote:
"There is a Google ad on your site selling monogrammed blankets. i think you're obligated to comment."

and comment I did.

Ok, I'm Sorry I Forgot to Flush that One Time

Don't Let it Stop You

Unless You're Already Watching TV

His Name is Spitzer

It Helps me Look Cheerful